May 2012
6 posts
In case any of you were wondering...
The castle may be in a state of upheaval but that’s no excuse for you to be lazy, simpering babies. If I catch you missing Potions because you were too afraid to crawl out of bed like a big kid, I will not hesitate to shove your head in the ill-brewed excuse for a Shrinking Solution you all seem determined to torture me by presenting at the end of class. You might not have realized this...
blaine-anderpuff:
… So he does plan on killing us, then?
I don’t know.
Stop.
Talking.
blaine-anderpuff:
I’m sure he’s still going to do what he wants regardless of whether or not I shut up.
You want to make him want to make it hurt? You were a fetus when the last war was going on, because I don’t believe that children leave the fetal stage until at least age nine. I’ve been around the block. So listen to me, and all the other Muggleborns too. Go stick your head in...
Students:
gleekedout-hp:
Oh Sylvester,
I’ve always admired your work, despite your roots. You’ve managed to overcome a failure of design and I will give you credit for that. Continue doing good work. That’s all.
Headmaster Lopez
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blaine-anderpuff replied to your post: Students:
With all due respect, Professor, what’s the point?
Shut your face hole, Anderson. Just trust me on this one.
Students:
I haven’t tried to hide how I feel about these recent events because people who don’t just say what they think are filthy cowards who deserve to be spit-roasted, and I’m not going to start now. I never kowtowed to Figgins and I won’t be kowtowing to some long-haired Death Eater rat who thinks that he can come in here and stomp around the place because his emotional...
April 2012
1 post
A few things:
One of my least favorite practices of our culture is to not speak ill of the dead, and so I will fly directly in the face of that custom whenever given the opportunity to do so. I never liked Will Schuester. That dislike is well-documented. He was dense, smug, and his hair looked like somebody vomited days-old macaroni and cheese all over his head. These were all things I believed even before he...
March 2012
5 posts
Students:
Though my natural disposition may not incline toward sympathy, empathy, or general concern for human beings in general, I firmly believe one thing: you should hate people for the choices they make that reveal them to be awful people, not the few things that they can’t control. And though Evans’s insistence on bringing attention to his large mouth by opening it and Pearce’s...
Two of your favorite professors started following...
berryslytherin—rachel:
I’m honored you’ve taken the time out of your busy schedules to follow me, Rachel Berry, a decision I’m sure you won’t regret. If any of you need any help finding your away around the mugglenet, don’t hesitate to let me know, I’m an expert of sorts now but I remember how difficult it can be when one is first starting out.
— Rachel B. Berry ☆
Berry, your freakish...
Several professors have started following you
professor-parker:
Sue, I’m fairly certain Quinn was just greeting you.
I know an ulterior motive when I see one. See, you haven’t been at this for long. I’d cut you some slack, but I don’t believe in slack. Leave this one to the experts, Parker.
Erm, hi, professors.
thesanlopez:
Hope you’re having a nice day?
I’m sure my presence on this website must come as a shock to you, Santana, but don’t worry. I’m not here to watch you. Unless you give me a reason to, but you wouldn’t do that, right? I know that my Slytherins…know better.
Several professors have started following you
not-so-quinnocent-at-heart:
Good afternoon Professor Corcoran and Professor Sylvester. Hope you’re both having a lovely day.
Quinn Fabray. You won’t fool me with that suck-up attitude. I know you goody two-shoes Ravenclaw types all too well.
