Hope you’re having a nice day?
I’m sure my presence on this website must come as a shock to you, Santana, but don’t worry. I’m not here to watch you. Unless you give me a reason to, but you wouldn’t do that, right? I know that my Slytherins…know better.

Good afternoon Professor Corcoran and Professor Sylvester. Hope you’re both having a lovely day.
Quinn Fabray. You won’t fool me with that suck-up attitude. I know you goody two-shoes Ravenclaw types all too well.
